I Mean, I Don't Really Go Out

The Only Reason You Don't Go On Holiday, Is 'cause You Have To Spend Money.

Well I'm Trying To Think What I Put In... I Think I Put In 'why?' To See If I'd Confuse The Computer.

If You Are Living The Dream, How Do You Know If You Are Asleep Or Awake?

I Know When I Was A Kid I Ate A Beetle. I Ate A Beetle Because I Thought It Was Licorice.

I Know Who I Am. Bloody Hell, I'm Getting Enough Bills For Karl Pilkington So I Hope I Am Him, 'cos If I'm Not, I Have No Idea Who I'm Paying For