I Tell Ya, With My Wife, I

Every Time I Get In An Elevator, The Operator Says The Same Thing To Me: 'basement?'

I Told My Dentist I Want A Tooth To Match The Others. He Gave My One With Four Cavities.

My Uncle's Dying Wish - He Wanted Me On His Lap. He Was In The Electric Chair.

I Think My Wife Is Cheating On Me, The Only Thing The Parrot Knows How To Say Is, Quick Out The Window.

Comedy Is In My Blood. Too Bad It's Not In My Act.