If You Can't Say Anything Good About

I'm The Only Topless Octogenarian In Washington.

If You Can't Say Something Nice About Someone, Come And Sit Right Here Next To Me.

[on Washington, D.c.:] A Town Of Successful Men And The Women They Married Before They Were Successful.

If You Have Nothing Good To Say About Anyone, Come And Sit With Me.

You Can't Make Souffle Rise Twice.