Never Trust A Man Who Combs His

I Have A Simple Philosophy: Fill What's Empty. Empty What's Full. Scratch Where It Itches.

I Can Be President Of The United States, Or I Can Control Alice. I Cannot Possibly Do Both.

If You Can't Say Something Nice About Someone, Come And Sit Right Here Next To Me.

If You Can't Say Anything Good About Someone, Sit Right Here By Me.

I Live By Three Rules: I Eat When I'm Hungry, Sleep When I'm Tired And Scratch When I Itch.