I've Always Believed In The Adage That

My Specialty Is Detached Malevolence.

If You Can't Say Something Nice About Someone, Come And Sit Right Here Next To Me.

He Sprang From The Grass Roots Of The Country Clubs Of America.

He Looks As Though He's Been Weaned On A Pickle.

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