My Heart Is A Bargain Today. Will

I Drink With Impunity...or Anyone Else Who Invites Me.

Marriage Is Better Than Leprosy Only Because It's Easier To Get Rid Of.

No One Likes The Fellow Who Is All Rogue, But We'll Forgive Him Almost Anything If There Is Warmth Of Human Sympathy Underneath His Rogueries. The Immortal Types Of Comedy Are Just Such Men.

No Man Is Boss In His Own Home, But He Can Make Up For It, He Thinks, By Making A Dog Play Dead.

Never Work With Animals Or Children.