My Heart Is A Bargain Today. Will

I Don't Object To Nine Aces In One Deck. But When A Man Lays Down Five Aces In One Hand... And Besides, I Know What I Dealt Him!

Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards Yourself.

Set Up Another Case Bartender! The Best Thing For A Case Of Nerves Is A Case Of Scotch.

Indeed, Moderation Is My Middle Name (though I Do Not Often Use It In Signing Legal Documents)

I Write My Scripts Short And They Develop On The Set, Which I Have Found A Far Better Premise Both Economically And Practically.