My Heart Is A Bargain Today. Will

I Don't Drink Anymore, On The Other Hand I Don't Drink Any Less Either.

Children Should Neither Be Seen Or Heard From - Ever Again.

I Don't Object To Nine Aces In One Deck. But When A Man Lays Down Five Aces In One Hand... And Besides, I Know What I Dealt Him!

I Like My Films To Influence The Audience. Even If It Means Tripping Their Aged Grandparents With A Cane When They Get Home.

I Like Children - Fried.