I Never Drink Water; That Is The

Comedy Is Merely Tragedy Happening To Someone Else.

I Never Worry About Being Driven To Drink; I Just Worry About Being Driven Home.

Bert Williams Was The Funniest Man I Ever Saw And The Saddest Man I Ever Knew.

The Work I'm Doing On The Screen Differs From That Of Anyone Else. My Comedy Is Of A Peculiar Nature...no Writers Have Been Developed Along The Lines Of My Type Of Comedy And This Is Why I Sometimes Have Differences With Writers, Supervisors And Directors Alike.

I Like Children - Fried.