I Never Drink Water; That Is The

My Illness Is Due To My Doctor's Insistence That I Drink Milk, A Whitish Fluid They Force Down Helpless Babies.

It's Quite True I'm Not Drinking Anymore; However, I'm Not Drinking Any Less Either.

It Ain't What They Call You, It's What You Answer To.

If I Had My Life To Live Over Again, I'd Live Over A Saloon.

I Don't Drink Water. Have You Seen The Way It Rusts Pipes?