I Never Drink Water; That Is The

Start Every Day Off With A Smile And Get It Over With.

A Man Who's Intoxicated All The Time Doesn't Need Sympathy.

I Could Be Stranded In Any Town In The United States With Ten Cents And Within An Hour Make $20 With The Shell Game.

Abstaining Is Favorable Both To The Head And The Pocket.

Reality Is An Illusion That Occurs Due To The Lack Of Alcohol.