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No One Likes The Fellow Who Is All Rogue, But We'll Forgive Him Almost Anything If There Is Warmth Of Human Sympathy Underneath His Rogueries. The Immortal Types Of Comedy Are Just Such Men.

Where There Is A Will, There's Prosperity Around The Corner.

Buried My Wife The Other Day. Had To, She Died.

Sleep! The Most Beautiful Experience In Life. Except Drink.

Money Will Not Buy Happiness, But It Will Let You Be Unhappy In Nice Places.