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A Rich Man Is Nothing But A Poor Man With Money.

Fields' Reply: He'd Think I Was A Sissy.

I Have Been In The Entertainment Business Some Forty-three Years, And I Have Never Said Anything Detrimental Or Anything That Might Be Construed As Belittling Any Race Or Religion. I Would Be A Sucker To Do So Because You Can't Insult The Customers.

Ah, The Patter Of Little Feet Around The House. There's Nothing Like Having A Midget For A Butler.

I Never Drink Water; That Is The Stuff That Rusts Pipes.