If They'd Wanted A Nice Parrot, They

I Wanted To Be A Brain Surgeon, But I Had A Bad Habit Of Dropping Things.

I Guess If They Ever Do A Remake Of 'sophie's Choice,' I Could Play The Meryl Streep Part. I've Got To Work On My Polish Accent. Maybe I'll Be The Definitive King Lear One Day. You Know, If They Ever Feel That King Lear Should Be More Jewy.

If You're A Lead Actor, People Are Just Waiting To Say 'you're Too Old' Or 'you're Too Unhip.' If You're A Supporting Actor, You Can Just Work Forever.

I Think Of Alan Thicke As Perry Como Without The Excitement.

Unfortunately, I've Never Been Mistaken As Johnny Depp.