If They'd Wanted A Nice Parrot, They

I've Never Been One Of Those Who Wanted To Fill My Calendar Up 90 Percent Of The Time.

Off-camera, I Sound Like Perry Como.

I've Never Understood People Who Say They're Not A Practicing Jew. You Never Hear A Black Guy Say He's Not A Practicing African-american. What Does It Even Mean?

I'd Make Jack Benny Look Like A Philanthropist.

I Was Jewish, Through And Through, Although In Our House That Didn't Mean A Whole Lot. We Never Went To Synagogue. I Never Had A Bar Mitzvah. We Didn't Keep Kosher Or Observe The Sabbath. In Fact, I'm Not So Sure I Would Have Known What The Sabbath Looked Like If It Passed Me On The Street, So How Could I Observe It?