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If They'd Wanted A Nice Parrot, They Wouldn't Have Asked For Me.
-Gilbert Gottfried
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If They'd Wanted A Nice Parrot, They
Gilbert Gottfried
If They'd Wanted A Nice Parrot, They Wouldn't Have Asked For Me.
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