Off-camera, I Sound Like Perry Como.

Japan Is Really Advanced. They Don't Go To The Beach. The Beach Comes To Them.

No, Generally I Think Influence Is Used As A Nice Word For Plagiarism.

I'm A Very Anti-vacation Person. Because I'm Always Getting On Planes For Work, To Me, A Vacation Is When I Don't Have To Get On A Plane.

Some Comedians Tell Nice Jokes That You Can Tell To Your Kids. Some Use Bad Words - They Work 'blue.' If You Don't Want To Hear A Joke That's Blue, You Shouldn't Go To A Comedy Club Where A Comedian Who Makes Blue Jokes Is Performing.

I'd Like To Have A Kid, But I'd Probably Get A Frank Sinatra Jr. Instead Of A Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd Totally Screw Up Like That.