I Predict One Of These Two Teams

I Have Always Felt Comedy And Tragedy Are Roommates. If You Look Up Comedy And Tragedy, You Will Find A Very Old Picture Of Two Masks. One Mask Is Tragedy. It Looks Like Its Crying. The Other Mask Is Comedy. It Looks Like Its Laughing. Nowadays, We Would Say, How Tasteless And Insensitive. A Comedy Mask Is Laughing At A Tragedy Mask.

Unfortunately, I've Never Been Mistaken As Johnny Depp.

I Think A Lot Of People Have Too Much Time On Their Hands.

I'd Make Jack Benny Look Like A Philanthropist.

You Know What My Theory Is? Accept Me Or Go To Hell.