If They Liked You, They Didn't Applaud

You Know You've Reached Middle Age When Your Weightlifting Consists Merely Of Standing Up.

You Never Get Tired Unless You Stop And Take Time For It.

Whenever I Play With Him , I Usually Try To Make It A Foursome - The President, Myself, A Paramedic And A Faith Healer.

Middle Age Is When Your Age Starts To Show Around Your Middle.

I'll Shoot My Age If I Have To Live To Be 105.