Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane

Whenever I Play With Him , I Usually Try To Make It A Foursome - The President, Myself, A Paramedic And A Faith Healer.

Seventy Years Of Ad-lib Material, And I Am Speechless.

When You Get Over 95, Every Day Is Your Day.

It's Amazing How Many People You See On Tv. I Did My First Television Show A Month Ago, And The Next Day Five Million Television Sets Were Sold. The People Who Couldn't Sell Theirs Threw Them Away.

Sure Vietnam Is A Dirty War. I've Never Heard Of A Clean One.