Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane

Bigamy Is The Only Crime Where Two Rites Make A Wrong.

If You Watch A Game, It's Fun. If You Play It, It's Recreation. If You Work At It, It's Golf.

You Could Buy My Book In A Paperback Edition For A Dollar, And In Hard Covers For $3.50. And For Fifty Cents Extra, I Come Around To Your House Personally And Wet Your Finger While You're Turning The Pages.

Dying Is To Be Avoided Because It Can Ruin Your Whole Career.

I'll Tell 'ya How To Stay Young: Hang Around With Older People.