Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane

If You Watch A Game, It's Fun. If You Play It, It's Recreation. If You Work At It, It's Golf.

Eighty Is When You Order A Steak And The Headwaiter Puts It Through The Blender. Or When You Wake Up As Many Times During The Night As Burt Reynolds, But Not For The Same Reason.

I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't Have So Many Sweaters.

Gerry Ford Is Easy To Spot On The Course. He Drives The Cart With The Red Cross Painted On Top.

If I Have To Lay An Egg For My Country, I'll Do It.