Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane

There's A Very Apt Saying In Show Business: "if You Don't Go Over Budget In Paris, You're Either Very Rich Or Very Sick. "

You Know You're Getting Old When The Candles Cost More Than The Cake.

Middle Age Is When Your Age Starts To Show Around Your Middle.

I Was Lucky I Wasn't A Better Boxer, Or That's What I'd Be Now - A Punchy Ex-pug.

Golf Is A Game That Needlessly Prolongs The Lives Of Some Of Our Most Useless Citizens.