Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane

That's Life. The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Score.

The Good News Is That Jesus Is Coming Back. The Bad News Is That He's Really Pissed Off.

I Love To Go To Washington - If Only To Be Near My Money.

Audiences Are My Best Friends. You Never Tire Of Talking With Your Best Friends.

The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.