California Is A Fine Place To Live

An Actor's Popularity Is Fleeting. His Success Has The Life Expectancy Of A Small Boy Who Is About To Look Into A Gas Tank With A Lighted Match.

Television Is A Device That Permits People Who Haven't Anything To Do To Watch People Who Can't Do Anything.

Everywhere Outside New York City Is Bridgeport, Connecticut.

Treat Employees Like Partners, And They Act Like Partners.

After Quitting Radio I Was Able To Live On The Money I Saved On Aspirins.