California Is A Fine Place To Live

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen Than One At Thirty-four.

An Actor's Popularity Is Fleeting. His Success Has The Life Expectancy Of A Small Boy Who Is About To Look Into A Gas Tank With A Lighted Match.

The First Time I Sang In The Church Choir; Two Hundred People Changed Their Religion.

I Can't Understand Why A Person Will Take A Year To Write A Novel When He Can Easily Buy One For A Few Dollars.

What's On Your Mind, If You Will Allow The Overstatement.