He Always Had A Chip On His

The World Is A Grindstone And Life Is Your Nose

My Uncle Is A Southern Planter. He's An Undertaker In Alabama.

With The Advance Of Refrigeration, I Hope That Along With The Frozen Foods Someday We Will Have Frozen Conversation. A Person Will Be Able To Keep A Frozen Promise Indefinitely.

He Writes So Well He Makes Me Feel Like Putting My Quill Back In My Goose.

Ed Sullivan Will Be Around As Long As Someone Else Has Talent.