He Always Had A Chip On His

Life, In My Estimation, Is A Biological Misadventure That We Terminate On The Shoulders Of Six Strange Men Whose Only Objective Is To Make A Hole In One With You.

I Like Long Walks, Especially When They Are Taken By People Who Annoy Me.

It Was Once Rumored That Fledgling Executives Walked Around Their Offices Backwards So They Wouldn't Have To Face An Issue.

He Was So Narrow Minded That If He Fell On A Pin It Would Blind Him In Both Eyes.

The World Is A Grindstone And Life Is Your Nose