He Always Had A Chip On His

The First Time I Sang In The Church Choir; Two Hundred People Changed Their Religion.

A Committee Is A Group Of People Who Individually Can Do Nothing, But Who, As A Group, Can Meet And Decide That Nothing Can Be Done.

If I Could Get My Membership Fee Back, I'd Resign From The Human Race.

Hollywood Is A Great Place If You're An Orange.

All That The Comedian Has To Show For His Years Of Work And Aggravation Is The Echo Of Forgotten Laughter.