Her Hat Is A Creation That Will

Cocktail Party: A Gathering Held To Enable Forty People To Talk About Themselves At The Same Time. The Man Who Remains After The Liquor Is Gone Is The Host.

A Comedian Who Starts Talking To Himself Becomes His Own Audience. This Is Fatal.

The Last Time I Saw Him He Was Walking Down Lover's Lane Holding His Own Hand.

He Was So Narrow Minded That If He Fell On A Pin It Would Blind Him In Both Eyes.

Radio Is Called A Medium Because It Is Rare That Anything Is Well Done.