The Worst Thing That Happens To You

If America Ever Passes Out As A Great Nation, We Ought To Put On Our Tombstone: America Died From A Delusion She Had Moral Leadership.

I Have Indian Blood In Me. I Have Just Enough White Blood For You To Question My Honesty!

The Budget Is Like A Mythical Bean Bag. Congress Votes Mythical Beans Into It, Then Reaches In And Tries To Pull Real Ones Out.

America Is A Nation That Conceives Many Odd Inventions For Getting Somewhere But It Can Think Of Nothing To Do Once It Gets There.

Everything Is Funny, As Long As It's Happening To Somebody Else.