There Is Nothing In The World That

Ignorance Lies Not In The Things You Don't Know, But In The Things You Know That Ain't So.

Live In Such A Way That You Would Not Be Ashamed To Sell Your Parrot To The Town Gossip.

I Don't Think Either One Of Them Knows What It's All About, To Be Honest With You. Both Sides Are Doing Nothing But Just Looking Towards The Next Election.

There Is Two Types Of Larceny, Petty And Grand. They Are Supposed To Be The Same In The Eyes Of The Law, But Judges Always Put A Little Extra On You For Petty, Which Is Kind Of A Fine For Stupidness.

Foreign Relations Is An Open Book-- Generally A Checkbook.