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The Best Way To Make A Fire With Two Sticks Is To Make Sure One Of Them Is A Match.

I Don't Make Jokes. I Just Watch The Government And Report The Facts.

I Don't Know What Humor Is.

Don't Wait To Buy Land, Buy Land And Wait. Find Out Where The People Are Going And Buy The Land Before They Get There.

This Thing About Getting Rid Of A Man In The Cabinet Is All Right, But There Is One Bad Feature To It That Few People Realize. That Is, That Unfortunately Every One Of Them Is Replaced By Someone Else. If It Wasn't For That, This Resignation Business Would Be Great.