I Don't Know What Humor Is.

We Are Here For Just A Spell, So Get A Few Laughs.

Diplomats Are Just As Essential To Starting A War As Soldiers Are For Finishing It... You Take Diplomacy Out Of War, And The Thing Would Fall Flat In A Week.

We Have Plenty Of Confidence In This Country, But We Are A Little Short Of Good Men To Place Our Confidence In.

It's A Good Thing We Don't Get All The Government We Pay For.

What The Country Needs Is Dirtier Fingernails And Cleaner Minds.