Thirteen At A Table Is Unlucky Only,

Only One Man In A Thousand Is A Leader Of Men -- The Other 999 Follow Women.

A Clown Is Like Aspirin, Only He Works Twice As Fast.

Well, Art Is Art, Isn't It? Still, On The Other Hand, Water Is Water.

Do They Allow Tipping On The Boat? - Yes, Sir. Have You Got Two Fives? - Oh, Yes, Sir. Then You Won't Need The Ten Cents I Was Going To Give You.

Jail Is No Place For A Young Fellow. There's No Advancement.