Gerald Ford Was Unknown Throughout America. Now

You've Got A Goal In Life. I've Got A Goal. Now All We Need Is A Football Team.

You Call This A Party? The Beer Is Warm, The Women Cold And I'm Hot Under The Collar.

Room Service? Send Up A Larger Room.

The Months Before My Son Was Born, I Used To Yell From Night To Morn, 'whatever It Is, I'm Against It! No Matter What It Is Or Who Commenced It, I'm Against It!'

I Was Born At A Very Early Age. Before I Had Time To Regret It, I Was Four And A Half Years Old.