A Gun Is A Necessity. Who Knows

In Opposition To Sex Education: Let The Kids Today Learn It Where We Did - In The Gutter.

I Think We Should Just Tip The Government If It Does A Good Job. Fifteen Percent Is The Standard Tip, Isn't It?

On The Issue Of Inflation, I Think I Could Solve It No Matter How Much Money It Took.

We've Got To Step Up Our Conservation Efforts Before It's Too Late. We're Not Protecting Our Lands And Natural Resources. Take The Grand Canyon For Example; I'm Sure That At One Time It Was A Beautiful Piece Of Land, And Just Look At The Way We've Let It Go.

Yeah, I'm Running For The White House Again. Well, It's Not A Run, Really; It's Sort Of A Brisk Walk.