It's Tough Campaigning, Kissing Hands And Shaking

If Elected, I Will Win.

We Must Remember That As The Centuries Go By, Time Will Pass.

I Think I'd Make A Pretty Good President, And They Have A Great Pension Plan.

The Last Few Years Of My Life Have Been A Little Like A Long Ride In A Poop De Ville With The Bottom Down.

I'd Learned Some Things. I Knew You Weren't Supposed To Hold A Good Wine At The Top - The Paper Bag Falls Off.