It's Tough Campaigning, Kissing Hands And Shaking

Deep Down, I Happen To Be Very Shallow.

Every Child Has A Right To Go To High School And End Up With A Third Grade Education.

In America, Any Boy Can Grow Up To Become President. Or, If He Never Grows Up, Vice President.

The Clinton Administration Has Turned Out To Be A Boon. I Knew That He Would Be Wonderful, I Just Knew It From The Beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot.

The Federal Government Spends Millions To Run The Postal Service. I Could Lose Your Mail For Half Of That.