It's Tough Campaigning, Kissing Hands And Shaking

Having A Comic In The White House Will Assure Stability In Foreign Relations. The World Will Continue To Respond To Foreign Initiatives By Saying, 'you Must Be Joking.'

If You're Old Enough To Be Arrested, You're Old Enough To Carry A Gun.

We Must Remember That As The Centuries Go By, Time Will Pass.

Every Child Has A Right To Go To High School And End Up With A Third Grade Education.

I Must Choose My Words Carefully In Order To Avoid Any Negative Interpretation. Among Politicians, This Is A Tactic Known As Lying.