People Come Up To Me In Bars

I'd Learned Some Things. I Knew You Weren't Supposed To Hold A Good Wine At The Top - The Paper Bag Falls Off.

If You're Old Enough To Be Arrested, You're Old Enough To Carry A Gun.

I Am Neither Left Wing Nor Right Wing. I Am Middle-of-the-bird.

The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself-and Possibly Teh Bogey Man.

It Is True That All Of The Current Presidential Candidates Once Denied That They Had Any Intention Of Running. But The Fact That I Am Also A Liar, Doesn't Make Me A Candidate.