People Come Up To Me In Bars

I Read An Article That Said One In Five Americans Thinks Elvis Is Alive. I Want To Find Those Morons And Get Them Registered To Vote For Me.

So I Got Into Growing Grapes, Not Realizing That There Was A Heck Of A Lot More To It Than Meets The Eye.

Why Should We Tell Kidnappers, Murderers, And Embezzlers Their Rights? If They Don't Know Their Rights, They Shouldn't Be In The Business.

The Clinton Administration Has Turned Out To Be A Boon. I Knew That He Would Be Wonderful, I Just Knew It From The Beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot.

Will I Obliterate National Debt? Sure, Why Not?