Presidents Tend To Tinker, You Know, And

If You're Old Enough To Be Arrested, You're Old Enough To Carry A Gun.

Assuming Either The Left Wing Or The Right Wing Gained Control Of The Country, It Would Probably Fly Around In Circles.

I Think We Should Just Tip The Government If It Does A Good Job. Fifteen Percent Is The Standard Tip, Isn't It?

We Must Remember That As The Centuries Go By, Time Will Pass.

Why Should Old People Get [social Security]? They Just Sit Around All Day Doing Nothing.