Presidents Tend To Tinker, You Know, And

Sex Doesn't Have To Be Taught. It's Something Most Of Us Are Born With.

We Have Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself...and Of Course The Boogieman.

I Must Choose My Words Carefully In Order To Avoid Any Negative Interpretation. Among Politicians, This Is A Tactic Known As Lying.

I Admit I Do Have Some Drawbacks And Limitations As A Candidate. Although I Am A Professional Comedian, Some Of My Critics Maintain That This Is Not Enough. I Cannot Deny That I Stand Before You Untested And Inexperienced - I Only Spent Two Years In Television, Never As A Romantic Lead Or A Song And Dance Man.

Now That My Wine Has Been Served In The White House, Why Not Me? Who Could Talk To Farmers Better Than I? Somebody Even Asked Me The Other Day If I Had Anything In My Platform About Taxes. 'hell Yes,' I Said. 'great State. But I Wouldn't Want To Live There.'