A Sense Of Humor Is Good For

Today's Ballroom Dances Like The Swim, The Frug, The Chicken And The Monkey Are Really Nervous Disorders Set To Music.

If They Liked You, They Didn't Applaud -- They Let You Live.

At The Academy Award Dinners All The Actors And Actresses In Hollywood Gather Around To See What Someone Else Thinks About Their Acting Besides Their Press Agents.

I Don't Bother To Look For Parking Space Anymore. As Soon As I Get Near Hollywood Boulevard ... I Sell.

Don't People Know That They Don't Have To Heckle The President Of The United States? That's What Congress Is For.