A Sense Of Humor Is Good For

I Don't Know What People Have Against Jimmy Carter. He's Done Nothing.

A Few Years Ago He Had A Big Heart Transplant In Chicago, A Five-hour Operation. It Took The Doctors Four Hours To Get Him On The Operating Table.

There's A Very Apt Saying In Show Business: "if You Don't Go Over Budget In Paris, You're Either Very Rich Or Very Sick. "

I've Been Playing The Game So Long That My Handicap Is In Roman Numerals.

Contrary To What Certain Comedians Have Led You To Believe, The National French Pastime Is Picnicking.