A Sense Of Humor Is Good For

Golf's Really Fun In Japan Because Of The Women Caddies. ... I Saw One Guy Start Out Playing Alone With His Caddie. By The 9th Hole They Were Engaged And When They Finished On 18 They Had A Foursome.

A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother.

I've Always Felt England Was A Great Place For A Comic To Work. It's An Island And The Audience Can't Run Very Far.

With Today's Movies, If We Took Out All The Bad Language, We'd Go Back To Silent Films.

Everybody Knows What California Smog Is - That's Fog With The Vitamins Removed.