A Sense Of Humor Is Good For

I've Been Married Fifty-five Years And I've Been Home Three Weeks.

Ronald Reagan Is Not A Typical Politician Because He Doesn't Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal. He's Always Had An Agent For That.

The Governor Has No Presidential Aspirations. In Fact He Just Made A Tour Of 43 States Just To Tell Them He's Not Running For Anything.

I Always Like To Go To Washington D.c. It Gives Me A Chance To Visit My Money.

I Don't Feel Old. I Don't Feel Anything Till Noon. That's When It's Time For My Nap.