I Laughed All The Way Through Love

My Dad Was A Ham, Too. He Could Sell Those Women Anything. Of All His Sons, I Was The Only One He Could Trust To Sell As Well As He Could. I Was Proud Of That.

Politicians... Talk In Generalities And Lies, And I Think They've Caused All Our Grief. They're So Awful, They're Really Funny. I Hate Thinking This Because My Dad Loved Politics.

My Kitchen Is Not A Place To Live In. I Made It White So I Can Tell Instantly If It's Not Clean-and I Like It Clean Enough To Be Able To Eat Off The Floors-or The Tables,for That Matter.

I Think Basically An Actor Is A Salesman.

If I Ever Completely Lost My Nervousness I Would Be Frightened Half To Death.