After Quitting Radio I Was Able To

During The Samuel Johnson Days They Had Big Men Enjoying Small Talk; Today We Have Small Men Enjoying Big Talk.

Hollywood Is A Great Place If You're An Orange.

When Jack Benny Plays The Violin, It Sounds As Though The Strings Are Still In The Cat.

A Gentleman Is Any Man Who Wouldn't Hit A Woman With His Hat On.

Hollywood Is A Place Where People From Iowa Mistake Each Other For Stars.