After Quitting Radio I Was Able To

Television Is A Medium Because Anything Well Done Is Rare.

What's On Your Mind, If You Will Allow The Overstatement.

A Committee Is A Group Of The Unprepared, Appointed By The Unwilling To Do The Unnecessary.

The Advertising World Had Space Men In It Before Spacemen Existed.

A Comedian Who Starts Talking To Himself Becomes His Own Audience. This Is Fatal.