After Quitting Radio I Was Able To

It Is Bad To Suppress Laughter. It Goes Back Down And Spreads To Your Hips.

Most Of Us Spend The First Six Days Of Each Week Sowing Wild Oats; Then We Go To Church On Sunday And Pray For A Crop Failure.

The American Arrives In Paris With A Few French Phrases He Has Culled From A Conversational Guide Or Picked Up From A Friend Who Owns A Beret.

The S.s. Sierra Was A Ten-thousand-ton Vessel. Today, Lifeboats Bigger Than The Sierra Are Found On The Queen Mary And Other Luxury Liners.

After Quitting Radio I Was Able To Live On The Money I Saved On Aspirins.