My Hometown Was So Dull That One

Condensed Milk Is Wonderful. I Don't See How They Can Get A Cow To Sit Down On Those Little Cans.

An Income Tax Form Is Like A Laundry List - Either Way You Lose Your Shirt.

The Vice-president Of An Advertising Agency Is A Bit Of Executive Fungus That Forms On A Desk That Has Been Exposed To Conference.

A Gentleman Is Any Man Who Wouldn't Hit A Woman With His Hat On.

I Don't Have To Look Up My Family Tree, Because I Know That I'm The Sap.