I Can't Understand Why A Person Will

A Human Being Is Nothing But A Story With Skin Around It.

Success Is Like Dealing With Your Kid Or Teaching Your Wife To Drive. Sooner Or Later You'll End Up In The Police Station.

A Gentleman Is Any Man Who Wouldn't Hit A Woman With His Hat On.

In Show Business, More Showgirls Are Kept Than Promises.

I Don't Want To Own Anything That Won't Fit Into My Coffin.