Our Tree Was So Puny We Used

For Every Studen With A Spark Of Brilliance, There Are About Ten With Ignition Trouble.

At Eighty-two, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old, But, Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.

The Company Accountant Is Shy And Retiring. He's Shy A Quarter Of A Million Dollars. That's Why He's Retiring.

My Wife And I Were Shopping For The Whole Family. In The Music Department My Wife Said, "let's Get Your Nephew A Set Of Drums. That's What Your Brother Did To Us Last Year."

Remember When You Had Your Face Lifted... And The Guy Brought It Back.