Our Tree Was So Puny We Used

A Committee Is A Group That Keeps Minutes And Loses Hours.

I Can't Tell You His Age, But When He Was Born The Wonder Drug Was Mercurochrome.

At The Christmas Party, The Secretary With The Long Red Hair Ate Three Pickles, And Four Salesmen Panicked.

I Made A Terrible Mistake Last Christmas. My Wife Made Me Swear That I Wouldn't Give Her A Fancy Gift. And I Didn't.

I Don't Date Women My Age. There Aren't Any.