Our Tree Was So Puny We Used

A Good Wife Always Forgives Her Husband When She's Wrong.

I Really Doubt Whether Evolution Ever Works, How Then Come Mothers Have Only Two Hands

For Christmas The Just Came Out With A Battery-operated Battery. But The Batteries Aren't Included.

If Opportunity Doesn't Knock, Build A Door, But Only As Long As It's Not Visible From The Street.

What An Orchestra! They Just Sit There, But Their Minds Are Thousands Of Miles Away With Their Bookies.