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For Every Studen With A Spark Of Brilliance, There Are About Ten With Ignition Trouble.

I Gave My Wife A Twenty-five-dollar Gift Certificate. She Used It As A Down Payment On A Mink Coat.

She Was Nice To Him On Valentine's Day. She Gave Him A Heart-shaped Rash.

We Inherit A Lot From Our Parents: Mom's Eyes, Dad's Chin, And The Attitude Of Whichever Parent Isn't Punishing You At The Moment. All Of Those Things We Have Our Mom's To Thank For."if Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers Only Have Two Hands?"

He Was Such A Bad Writer, They Revoked His Poetic License.