If Every Man Was As True To

I Worked In A Pet Store And People Would Ask How Big I Would Get.

I'd Like To Get Some New Clothes, But I Can't Find A Big And Short Store.

I'm Tellin' Ya I Get No Respect. When I Was In Switzerland, I Got An Obscene Yodel.

Getting Older Is Tough. I Remember The Last Time I Felt An Erection. It Was At The Movies. The Only Trouble Is, It Belonged To The Guy Sitting Next To Me.

I Got Myself Good This Morning Too. I Did My Pushups In The Nude, I Didn't See The Mouse Trap.