If Criticism Had Any Power To Harm,

Most Of Us Spend The First Six Days Of Each Week Sowing Wild Oats; Then We Go To Church On Sunday And Pray For A Crop Failure.

All I Know About Humor Is That I Don't Know Anything About It.

Three Million Frogs' Legs Are Served In Paris - Daily. Nobody Knows What Became Of The Rest Of The Frogs.

A Human Being Is Nothing But A Story With Skin Around It.

Condensed Milk Is Wonderful. I Don't See How They Can Get A Cow To Sit Down On Those Little Cans.