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When Jack Benny Plays The Violin, It Sounds As Though The Strings Are Still In The Cat.

Life, In My Estimation, Is A Biological Misadventure That We Terminate On The Shoulders Of Six Strange Men Whose Only Objective Is To Make A Hole In One With You.

Her Hat Is A Creation That Will Never Go Out Of Style; It Will Just Look Ridiculous Year After Year.

California Is A Fine Place To Live - If You Happen To Be An Orange.

To A Newspaperman, A Human Being Is An Item With Skin Wrapped Around It.