I'm Going To Boston To See My

I Always Have Trouble Remembering Three Things: Faces, Names, And - I Can't Remember What The Third Thing Is.

After Quitting Radio I Was Able To Live On The Money I Saved On Aspirins.

To A Newspaperman, A Human Being Is An Item With Skin Wrapped Around It.

Cocktail Party: A Gathering Held To Enable Forty People To Talk About Themselves At The Same Time. The Man Who Remains After The Liquor Is Gone Is The Host.

I Have Just Returned From Boston. It Is The Only Thing To Do If You Find Yourself Up There.