The Average Vice-president Is A Form Of

Everything Is For The Eye These Days - Tv, Life, Look, The Movies. Nothing Is Just For The Mind. The Next Generation Will Have Eyeballs As Big As Cantaloupes And No Brain At All.

If I Could Get My Membership Fee Back, I'd Resign From The Human Race.

After Quitting Radio I Was Able To Live On The Money I Saved On Aspirins.

Some Movie Stars Wear Their Sunglasses Even In Church. They're Afraid God Might Recognize Them And Ask For Autographs.

I Don't Want To Own Anything That Won't Fit Into My Coffin.