But What Makes Wage Slaves? Wages!

If The Garbage Man Calls, Tell Him We Don't Want Any.

Before You Speak, Make Certain You Have Something Worthwhile To Say.

All Geniuses Die Young.

Most Young Women Do Not Welcome Promiscuous Advances. (either That, Or My Luck's Terrible.)

Ever Since They Found Out That Lassie Was A Boy, The Public Has Believed The Worst About Hollywood