I Worked My Way Up From Nothing

My Favourite Poem Is The One That Starts 'thirty Days Hath September' Because It Actually Tells You Something.

There Was No Need To Inform Us Of The Protocol Involved. We Were From Chicago And Knew All About Cement.

Remember, The Grass Is Always Greener Where You Don't Happen To Be The Neighbor.

If Income Tax Is The Price You Have To Pay To Keep The Government On Its Feet, Alimony Is The Price We Have To Pay For Sweeping A Woman Off Hers.

No One Is Completely Unhappy At The Failure Of His Best Friend.