I Worked My Way Up From Nothing

I Must Confess, I Was Born At A Very Early Age.

I Have Nothing But Respect For You -- And Not Much Of That.

Some Day There Will Have To Be Some New Rules Established About Name-calling. I Don't Mean The Routine Cursing That Goes On Between Husband And Wife, But The Naming Of Defenseless, Unsuspecting Babies.

I Would Never Join A Country Club With Standards So Low As To Allow Me As A Member.

I've Met A Lot Of Pin-up Girls, But I've Never Been Able To Pin One Down