Time Flies Like An Arrow; Fruit Flies

I Was Married By A Judge. I Should Have Asked For A Jury.

You've Got A Goal In Life. I've Got A Goal. Now All We Need Is A Football Team.

Remember Men, You Are Fighting For The Ladies Honor, Which Is Probably More Than She Ever Did.

I'd Have Liked To Have Gone To Bed With Jean Harlow. She Was A Beautiful Broad. The Fellow Who Married Her Was Impotent And He Killed Himself. I Would Have Done The Same Thing.

Madam, You're Making History, In Fact, You're Making Me, And I Wish You'd Keep My Hands To Yourself