Time Flies Like An Arrow; Fruit Flies

No Man Goes Before His Time - Unless The Boss Leaves Early.

I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book.

Hey, When I Said Work Fast, I Didn't Mean Your Friend, I Meant The Maid.

Comedians Are A Much Rarer And Far More Valuable Commodity Than All The Gold And Precious Stones In The World.

I Didn't Like The Play, But Then I Saw It Under Adverse Conditions - The Curtain Was Up.