Military Justice Is To Justice What Military

I Have Nothing But Respect For You -- And Not Much Of That.

I'm Not Going To Pay Good Money To Join A Club That Lets In People Like Me.

My Experience Is That People Are Most Likely To Listen To Reason When In Bed.

My Brother Thinks He's A Chicken-we Don't Talk Him Out Of It Because We Need The Eggs

One Of The Best Hearing Aids A Man Can Have Is An Attentive Wife.