I Was Wearing Corn Plasters Above And

I'm 86 And My Doctor Used To Tell Me To Slow Down - At Least He Did Until He Dropped Dead.

When Someone's Acting For A Scene, They Can Fool The Camera. But In Everyday Life, Unless You're Watching And Censoring Yourself Every Minute, Or Spending All Your Time In The Company Of Ladies, What You Feel Is Bound To Show In Your Eyes.

We Latins Make Splendid Lovers And Splendid Older Men.

I Was Born In The Usa, Which Many People Still Find Hard To Believe.

Sometimes, I Wonder What I'm Doing Here.