I'm 86 And My Doctor Used To

I Had To Keep From Laughing When A Male Relative Of Mine Became Concerned About How Often I Danced.

I Can't Date Women My Own Age Any More - I Hate Going To Cemeteries.

I Was Supposed To Be A Romancer, Either Wooing The Leading Lady Or Competing With The Leading Man For Her.

We Latins Make Splendid Lovers And Splendid Older Men.

I Should Remember More, And I Have A Pretty Good Memory.