I'm 86 And My Doctor Used To

All Kinds Of Celebrities, Political Ones As Well, Are Increasingly Being Targeted. In This Country, With All The Countless Guns.

I Was Out Dancing With One Actress Or Another. And That Got Press. Even When It Didn't, The Whole Town Knew I Was A Dancing Fool, And Since I Couldn't Very Well Dance With A Man, They Saw Me Dancing With A Lady, And They Assumed The Rest.

The Make Up Took About An Hour To Put On, But The Wig Was A Thing That Bothered Me More Than Anything Else.

They Say The Camera Never Lies. It Lies Every Day.

I Can't Date Women My Own Age Any More - I Hate Going To Cemeteries.