I'm 86 And My Doctor Used To

They Say The Camera Never Lies. It Lies Every Day.

But By The Time I Was 40, Everything Was Winding Down. It Started After The War. On The Plus Side, There Was More More Products And Technology. But For Me The Nightlife Was Winding Down, The Glamour, The Fun.

If You Can Believe It, Hollywood Wanted To Change My Birthdate. I Was Born After Valentine's Day, So They Wanted To Change It To February 14. A Latin Lover Should Be Born On Valentine's Day. I Said No.

Sometimes, I Wonder What I'm Doing Here.

I Had To Keep From Laughing When A Male Relative Of Mine Became Concerned About How Often I Danced.