Sometimes, I Wonder What I'm Doing Here.

Because Of My Age And Because There's More Work On The Small Screen. What It's Missing In Quality It Makes Up For In Quantity. From An Actor's Selfish Point Of View.

If My Father's Business Hadn't Gone Broke, I'd Be Exporting Nuts, Bolts And Sugar Machinery Right Now. What An Awful Thought!

A Joke A Day Keeps The Gloom Away!

I Thought It Was Very Humanitarian Of Sean Penn And Madonna To Marry Each Other. That Way, They Make Only Two People Miserable Instead Of Four.

Bugsy Siegel. The Mobster With The Beautiful Blue Eyes.