We Latins Make Splendid Lovers And Splendid

The Make Up Took About An Hour To Put On, But The Wig Was A Thing That Bothered Me More Than Anything Else.

A Joke A Day Keeps The Gloom Away!

I'm 86 And My Doctor Used To Tell Me To Slow Down - At Least He Did Until He Dropped Dead.

They Would Glue The Wig To The Front Of My Forehead, And After A While It Would Give Me A Headache.

I Was Wearing Corn Plasters Above And Below My Toes And Taping My Ankles Twice.