I Was Born In The Usa, Which

Bugsy Siegel. The Mobster With The Beautiful Blue Eyes.

I Can't Date Women My Own Age Any More - I Hate Going To Cemeteries.

We Latins Make Splendid Lovers And Splendid Older Men.

I'm 86 And My Doctor Used To Tell Me To Slow Down - At Least He Did Until He Dropped Dead.

If My Father's Business Hadn't Gone Broke, I'd Be Exporting Nuts, Bolts And Sugar Machinery Right Now. What An Awful Thought!