I Was So High, I Needed A

The First Thing I'll Do If Elected Is Demand A Recount.

If You Ain't Texan, I Ain't Got Time For You.

I Just Want Texas To Be Number One In Something Other Than Executions, Toll Roads And Property Taxes.

I Admit I Was Drinking A Guinness... But I Did Not Swallow.

There Is A Difference Between Who Is Important And Who Is Significant.