I Was So High, I Needed A

Money Can Buy You A Fine Dog, But Only Love Can Make Him Wag His Tail.

I Support Gay Marriage. I Believe They Have A Right To Be As Miserable As The Rest Of Us.

I'm Ready For Anything. That's Probably Why It Never Happens.

I'm Not For The Parties. I'm For Texas.

I'm Not Afraid To Live. I'm Not Afraid To Fail. I'm Not Afraid To Succeed. I'm Not Afraid To Fall In Love. I'm Not Afraid To Be Alone. I'm Just Afraid I Might Have To Stop Talking About Myself For Five Minutes.