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I'm Also For Gay Marriage, Because I Say They Have Every Right To Be Just As Miserable As The Rest Of Us. Love Is Bigger Than Government. And Texas, By The Way, Has A Very Progressive Law About Gay Couples Adopting Kids. We Just Won't Let Them Get Married. So That's Not Common Sense.

If You Ain't Texan, I Ain't Got Time For You.

The Only Currency I Value Is The Coin Of The Spirit. That's Very Important In My Life.

Sometimes Performing Someone Else's Song Is More Difficult Than Writing Your Own.

What Has Six Balls And Screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.