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Richard Lewis Quotes

Richard Lewis Quotes: A Curated Collection of the Best Inspirational, Motivational, and Thought-Provoking Sayings Written by Richard Lewis

Richard Lewis
Total Quotes 9
For 45 Years I've Worked Without An Audience.
Years
Audience
I Love Being Famous. It Validates That I Have Something To Say.
Love Is
Fame
Being Famous
My Parents Were My Worst Audience.
Parent
Worst
Audience
I Like To Read Biographies Of Authors That I Love, Like Richard Yates. I Also Like To See What Non-fiction Authors Are Out There. My Bible Is Something Happened. It's One Of The Greatest Books I've Ever Read. But If I Don't Read A Dostoevsky Soon I'm Going To Kill Myself.
Book
Biographies
Fiction
During Sex I Fantasize That I'm Someone Else.
Funny
Sex
Funny Sex
I'm Paranoid. On My Stationary Bike, I Have A Rear View Mirror.
Funny
Humor
Mirrors
I Tried Phone Sex - It Gave Me An Ear Infection.
Sex
Phones
Complaining
I Quit Therapy Because My Analyst Was Trying To Help Me Behind My Back.
Funny
Humorous
Intelligence
When You're In Love It's The Most Glorious Two And A Half Days Of Your Life.
Love
Funny
Witty

About Richard Lewis

  • Born: June 29, 1947
  • Occupation: Comedian