The Only Currency I Value Is The

We're All Worm Bait Waiting To Happen. It's What You Do While You Wait That Matters.

I Support Gay Marriage. I Believe They Have A Right To Be As Miserable As The Rest Of Us.

Sleep Came Slower Than A Frigid Woman.

When I'm Governor... I'll Be The First Governor With A Listed Telephone Number.

The Main Health Hazard In The World Today Is People Who Don't Love Themselves.