If You Ain't Texan, I Ain't Got

If You Don't Love Jesus-go To Hell!

If You're Patient And You Wait Long Enough, Something Will Usually Happen And It'll Usually Be Something You Don't Like.

The Only Thing That Really Differentiates Texas From Any Other Place In The World Is The Proclivity Of Its People To Urinate Outdoors And To Attach A Certain Amount Of Importance To This Popular Pastime.

He Looked A Shade Too Healthy And Nobody Likes That. Particularly In New York.

Now I Have A Cat. Well, That's Not Quite Accurate. A Cat And I Have Each Other.